so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???


I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.


the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 


Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2014, Hair Details + Hair colored



about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for some reason i thought the noise was hilarious so i kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how my parents found me on the floor of the pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2 am





in an unrelated note, anthony mackie visited marvel hq today and apparently screamed “HELLO MARVEL, I AM THE FALCON” when he walked in


i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.


'Swallow your fears, wipe off your tears, let go of your darkest years. Chin up, smile, walk away.'

'this song is called woman, its about that prostitute- she was lovely- and I was far to young so nothing happened… I just kind of fell in love with her a little bit'